My name is Jessi. Lesbian. High schooler.
I'm a Ravenclaw. Potterhead. hardcore thespian, Avatard. 
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I miss the mountains
warning: apparently, despite how accurate it might be, telling your mother that she’s from the seventies but you’re a nineties bitch is not appropriate.
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when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
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wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
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Lily Allen - Who’d Have Known
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A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
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why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
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